Leena Shirlee to Buker Williams: “How much does it cost to rent your bullion van?”

 

From: Buker Williams <williams2@yahoo.com>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: October 26, 2009

Subject: I AND MY SISTER NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE PLEASE

 

From: Buker  Williams
Compliments of the day!

I and my younger sister write to seek for your assistance; we got your contact from a noble gentleman that came to our refugee camp who came to give a seminar about AIDS whom we confronted that we are looking a God-fearing person that is when your data was given to us.

My name is Buker Williams and my younger sister  Erica Williams a Liberian, my consignment contains More than 35 million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot be specify. The consignments are presently in the State. The consignment gets to State through the help of a U.N diplomat Dr.Benson . The fact is that Dr.Benson is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called Mr.Jack Constance in Off-Shore. The week Dr.Benson is suppose to deliver the consignment to him,

When he got to the State after clearing the consignment from the Airport,  he call Mr.Jack Constance to tell him the description to is house for the delivery, but is wife answered the call and told Dr.Benson that her husband Mr.Jack Constance hard a fatal car accident which lead to his death some few hours later. Mr.Jack Constance has already paid the demur rages from the security company,

he paid for Bullion van that took the consignment to the airport and he paid for  custom check report he also assisted us in getting the Necessary Document  covering the Consignment and Also for the DRUG / ANTI TERRORIST CERTIFICATE, which is so expensive that he spent 25 thousand dollars to acquire it,  but  unfortunately he died in a car accident, that was why Dr.Benson has to deposit  the consignment with a warehouse over there in the State called us to informed us about what is happening.

Please I and my little sister seek for your help to Contact the Diplomat with this Email( diplomat_benson_robert@zapak.com) so that he can be able to deliver  the Consignment to you. I do want you to instruct him that you have discuses this with us, and you want him to the delivery of your children consignment to you on time now. Please,

I look forward to hear from you soon, and i shall appreciate any correspond  reply from you and God will richly bless as you think to helping me and my sick  sister,

Here is my direct email address ( buker_williams@mcom.com )
Best Regard
From
Buker Williams

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Buker Williams <williams2@yahoo.com>

Date: October 26th, 2009

Subject: RE: I AND MY SISTER NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE PLEASE

Hello Buker Williams, and well met this is Leena!

I sure am happy to see your email today. I have been having the worst trouble preparing a meal for several hungry veterans, a girl scout, and a “snotty” teenager who only eats red vines and 7 layer burritos from taco bell. I am very curious to hear about your Bullion Van! Is it something that can be rented out? I checked your website, and it said a deposit was needed but after that you only pay for mileage and water, but it didn’t say whether or not I could drive it. I would very much like to drive it. I like to drive vehicles that contain food to places that need food–is that weird?

My second question is, once I have found a Bullion flavor to suit my cooking needs, assuming I only need half a cube or so, can I sell you back the extra bullion? I hate to be wasteful in this day and age.

My third question is….Assuming I would like to start my own Bullion business, do you recommend I create a website/twitter account first and then buy the van? Or do you think I should just paint the van very colorfully and drive it around town waving and smiling? Why don’t people wave and smile  anymore? People are such cowards. I was thinking I could paint the van to look like a giant bullion cube and call my business “Leena’s Travelling Bullion Bar.” What do you think?

Incidentally, my favorite flavor of bullion is ham, what is yours?

Thank you for your advice, and I hope to hear from you soon,
Leena

PS–I hope you don’t have any more demure rages! My mother says demure is just another word for coward but she lived under mind control of the broth wizard for many years. I hope to revitalize her soon.