— On Wed, 11/4/09, FirstBank Info <firstbanknig@zoho.com> wrote:
From: FirstBank Info <firstbanknig@zoho.com>
Subject: The details of the Attorney
To: beulahbijoux@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, November 4, 2009, 6:13 AMFIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
Truly the first
Corporate Headquarters:
HEAD OFFICE: SAMUEL ASABIA HOUSE,
No. 35 MARINA LAGOS
Direct Tel: +234-80559-11132, FAX: +234-70684-49701
Our Ref: FBNP/X-XI/2009
Date: 04/11/2009
Attention: Beulah Bijoux,
Based on the picture you painted and irrespective of my resolved to help you, I do not think that we can handle the situation over here. So I suggest you make use of an attorney to do the signing for you. Please, contact the attorney whose details are stated below:-
Name: Barrister Charles Eke (SAN)
Name of the legal firm: Eligwe Chambers
Address: No. 23 Collins Avenue , Victoria Island , Lagos Nigeria
Telephone No: +234- 8027519939
Email: eligwechambers@gmx.de or eligwechambers@lawyer.com
He is a very good and dedicated lawyer, he is also God fearing. I know that he can make the difference for you. Do remember that you are not to pay for his legal fees until you confirm your payment with your bankers.
However, shall provide for the administrative fees, e.g. the stamp-duty of the Payment Release Order and the Certificate of Payment, as he shall not finance your transaction; attorneys are prohibited by law against it.
Instruct him to prepare to be in my office between Fridays, 6th of November to Friday, 13th of November 2009, with your file reference number: FBNP/X-XI/NGV/2009, for the signing of your payment documents.
Thanks, as I expect to hear from you introducing the attorney as your official representative.
Best Regards,
Harrison KARN
Director, Foreign Payment Dept
First Bank of Nigeria PLC
From: Beulah Bijoux <beulahbijoux@yahoo.com>
To: Harrison Karn <firstbanknig@zoho.com>
Date: November 5th, 2009
Subject: Re: The Details of the Attorney”
DEAR MR. NIGERIA, THIS IS BEULAH BIJOUX, NOW I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMAN AND RARELY TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN BUT WHAT IN THE CRAP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH LAWYERS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUYING ME A TICKET TO FLY TO NIGERIA, AND I WAS BUSY PACKING MY BAGS AND NOW YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT LAWYERS? I HAVE NOTHING BUT BAD ASSOCIATIONS WITH LAWYERS. LAWYERS ARE THE REASON MY SISTERS EX HUSBAND (WHO ATTEMPTED TO CHOKE HER WITH A TURKEY LEG ONE THANKSGIVING) RUNS FREE IN THE WORLD, AND LAWYERS ARE WHY MY GRANDDADDY LOST HIS ESTATES AND WAS SENT TO AN INSTITUTION WHERE THEY LEFT HIM IN A CORNER DROOLING UNTIL HE DIED A LONELY BROKEN MAN.
I SUPPOSE IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT MY LATE HUSBAND ALSO DID NOT TRUST LAWYERS INFACT HE HAD A JOKE HE TOLD THAT GOES LIKE THIS–“A LAWYER, A MONKEY, AND SANTA CLAUS WERE IN HEAVEN WAITING AT THE PEARLY GATES. GOD LOOKED AT THE MONKEY AND SAID YOU WERE NICE, YOU NEVER BIT NOBODY, NOW GO TO HEAVEN.” HE LOOKED AT SANTA AND SAID “YOU WERE NICE, YOU NEVER DIDDLED NO KIDS AND YOU STAYED FAITHFUL TO YOUR WIFE, NOW GO TO HEAVEN.” HE LOOKED AT THE LAWYER, AND SAID “YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN BUDDY, GO CHECK YOUR MAP.”
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME, THEN SAY IT TO ME, I DO NOT WANT NO RATFINK LAWYERS INTERCEDING IN OUR BUSINESS AFFAIRS. YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD MAN AND I WONDER WHY YOU WOULD AGREE TO LET CORRUPT LAYWERS HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.
SPECIFICALLY YOURS,
BEULAH BIJOUX