Arlene Shirlee : Dear Spammer, I Love You

April 4, 2010

Leena Shirlee to Ben Hackett: “Just cuz you’re shootin porn/doesn’t mean you use sloppy form.”

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From: Benjamin Hackett

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: March 28th, 2010

Subject: Re: Breakup

You really got the guts to break up with me over email,bitch??!?!

Tell you what!
I just made a nice compilation of your best scenes and put it up for
download right here.

Guess what,password for opening the file is: youbitch

Oh and btw: This email just went out to your parents.
I bet they didn’t know you’re into dirty stuff like this.


Your ex bf Ben

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Ben Hackett
Date: March 28th
Subject: Re: Re: Breakup

Well Ben, I tried to go to your house to break up with you in person but your dick was in your moms mouth! Since you both looked like you were enjoying yourselves so much I went home and typed an email to you.

thank you for the compilation of my best scenes, however! The lighting at 00:01:34 was a bit off, though. Were using a halogen or tungsten light? Also, it’s not helpful to have the camera guy jerking off while filming, it makes for a very unsteady shot. Do you want your viewers to cum, or throw up from motion sickness? Let me quote from my mother now: “Just cuz you’re shootin porn/doesn’t mean you can use sloppy form.”

I’m happy to consult with you on any film-related questions, however let’s just leave our relationship in the greasy sperm-encrusted ditch I kicked it in.

All my best,

Leena Shirlee to Nelly Musa: “I come from a long line of wool tycoons.”

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From: Nelly Musa

To: Leena Shirlee

Subject: I wish we can become friends.

Date: March 26th, 2010
Hi dear,

how are you today? my name is Nelly Musa Oman i hope that every things
is ok with you as it is my great pleassure to contact you in having
communication with you, please i wish you will have the desire with me so
that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in
future.After getting your contact from(Internet) i pick interest on you,

I will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest
communication and to  know all about each other,and also give you my
picture and more details about me, here is my email(
i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your
day.your new friend, Nelly.Get yourself a cool, short Email ID

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Nely Musa

Date: March 27th, 2010

Subject: Re: I wish we can become friends.

Hello Nelly, well-met this is Leena! I am happy we know eachother! I hope I am not too forward saying this, but you have very nice eyes. The kind of eyes  I would like to gargle with while standing in a vanilla-scented breeze.

I hope you like me! What do you like best about me? Name my three best traits here: (I’ll help you fill out one if you are bashful!)

What I like best about Leena is.




From: Nelly Musa

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: March 28th, 2009

Subject: Re: Re: I wish we can become friends


I am so much happy for your urgent reply to my email,after reading your email, i got inspired for your honesty.i foud out the following characters in you despite that we have not met for the first time.

i discoverd………….

1, your are honest

2 God fearing,

3,  caring etc, please try and reply my second email to you.

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Nelly Musa

Date: March 27th, 2010

Subject: Re: Re: I  wish we can become friends

Hi Nelly! How are you today? I am doing well. I am glad you have discovered the goodness in me, especially the god fearing goodness.  So many people tell me I am not god fearing enough! I say what more can I do?!  I already pray, go to church, and hang sacrificial geese from my mantle as directed by ecclestiastes 2:16  “And god directed hezekiah to slay the golden goose and display it in his hearth as a signal of his loyalty.”

What is your favorite bible verse?

I have tried so many dating sites, to be honest, and I haven’t been able to find any good christians! Most of them seem like god-fearing people but they always wind up running away from me–lol!! I guess I must be too “hardcore” for them. But I say, if you REALLY believe in the bible, you must take it as the WORD OF GOD even if it means eating pork only on wednesdays, washing your underwear privately (in your bathtub or a bucket in your basement) and salting virgins before baking.

I would like to suggest we have our first date somewhere public–there are “crazies” on the internet, lol!!! Do you like loose leaf teas? There is a tea-house by my church, they have a really amazing chrysanthemum tea. If you don’t like tea, there is also a wheatgrass bar but I won’t drink the demon rum.

In the blood of the lamb,

From: Nelly Musa

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: March 28th, 2010

Subject: Re: Re: Re: I wish we can become friends

Dear Leena Shirlee

I thank God for some one like you OK,one will never be all perfect to human,yes they may say whatever they like against you but the end will justify the means OK.after the death of my father a lot of opposition came from his relative but i so much thank God whom i believe in.
Always be yourself never you mind what the world may say OK,i guess you are a very busy person but i thank god for time you make available to chat with me,.

i believe as time goes on we will know our self better than this.i m from Liberia and now in Nig. for some reasons which i will disclose to you later as a Friend.

Were are you from/age?



From: Leena Shirlee

To: Nelly Musa

Date: April 4th, 2010

Subject: Re: Re: Re: I wish we can become friends


I am very very  sorry I have been so remiss in my correspondence with you. I hope you are well.

I have been away for the past several days after finding out that “Nettles” our beloved family sheep back home in Minnesota (the farm where I grew up) died a painful death from a rare genetic condition called Pastoricus Scrofulatus or  Barn Scrofula. I didn’t know this but, apparently  when sheep get to be too old, their wool becomes so coarse it is no longer sellable in the wool market. I come from a long line of wool tycoons,  by the way, and we’ve managed to become one of the top dealers in something called “EconoFleece” that is, taking wool from less prime areas on the sheep (such as around the rectal and scrotum area) and treating it with lye so that it becomes very soft. Anyway, as far as poor Nettles is concerned, seeing as we stopped shearing her regularly, she began to nibble off parts of her own wool here and there. The condition causes skin irriations, (among  other things) and we believe she did this to relieve herself of the itching (we also had her on heavy medication)…Well, sad to say but Nettles choked to death on a shank of her own brittle wool. My family feels terrible about this–had we known this was a serious health risk we would have kept shearing her regularly. But you know how it is when you’ve got a big business to run.

I know it sounds like a silly thing seeing as it’s a sheep but Nettles was in our family for years, and was there for many of my “growing pains” as a teenager. Losing her felt like losing a sister.  We are all very sad.

Anyway, as far as our date is concerned, I think I need a little bit of time to get over this deep loss before I commit to anything. I keep praying to Jesus to remove my pain and suffering, but even when I sleep with my bible in my busoms, I still cry out in sadness.

In the blood of the lamb, RIP Nettles

RIP Nettles 1986-2010

From: Nelly Musa

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: April 4, 2010


I m fine and you? happy resucrection,let thank God that our lord Jesus christ has rissing from the death,he took away our sins after he was crusify on the cross of calvary for the remission of our sins,let give him all the glory i love jesus so much.
Dear you are wellcome back from your travel,its only God that knows why the poor Nestle gave up,i may say that its time is due on this earth because if not so,no matter what pressure that might arise,it will still live,let just give God the glory ok.i pray that almighty God will console you and your family for Jesus sake Aman.
I love you so much and was so much in worry for the few days i did not heard from you but i so much that God that you are back hale and hearthy.i understand  i  what you said that you will not committ to anything now untill you get yourself fully back,the God whom i serve will surelly strainthing you for christ Jesus.Please i will like you to call me through Revrend number phone number so that we hear each other voice,just call and ask and tell him that you whan to speek to Miss Nelly Musaa,he will call me immediately to speak to you,he is toonice to me.this camp is not conducive for me at all i need to live here to  join you in your country after i am done with my plan here in this country.
Thanks and remain in  you as the lord will give you srainght.
Kisses Nelly

March 21, 2010

Leena Shirlee to Cash Creation: “I am physiologically unable to lick my own mouse.”

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To: Leena Shirlee

Subject: Get Paid to Click Your Own Mouse

Date: March 20, 2010

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To: Cash Creations

From: Leena Shirlee

Subject: Re: Get Paid to Lick Your Own Mouse

Hello Cash Creation, and well met this is Leena!

I have tried the this program before, and I am sad to say that physiologically I am incapable of licking my own mouse. I have been doing lots of yoga this past year, and have finally reached the point where I can touch my toes! Hooray me!  However, I am still unable to touch my tongue to my little cheesenibbler. It occurred to me that if I removed either a vertebrae or a rib I might be able to do this.  However, I would guess it’s a far-fetched order to ask you to first reimburse me for this surgery. Perhaps it can be deducted from my first paycheck? Please let me know! I would like to try this again, and hope you can work with my disability.

All the best,

February 12, 2010

Leena Shirlee to Kait: “do you know the tilt-a-whirl ride at the fair? well I have learned to mimic this ride with my tongue.”

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From: Kait

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: 2-10-10

Subject: [!!!spam]] hello, I can be your friend?

Hello my new friend!
My name is Kait.
how are you? I hope you are fine!
I have found your profile and e-mail on dating site.
As for me I want to find my love.
If you are interested, answer me and we can begin our acquaintance.
So let me tellsome words about me. I am was born 20 OCT 1980.
I want to find someone who can love me and i can love. I looked your
profile and read information about you and what you want to see in a
woman of your choice.
And i believe, i can have all parts of what you want in soulmate, out of
thousands of people that is me, i find you to be my true choice and i
hope that you should feel the same way too.
It’s really wonderful moment as I am writing this letter to you
and i pray that i should hear good and sweat reply from you.
You are far from me but i belief that there’s nothing that love can not
I belief love can move mountain and love turns around person’s life to
precious life and sweet one.
Ok, i wish that you will write me and lets have more
discussions and get to know more about each other.
My new friend I am on this site is my nickname Katea66
I will be great to read marvellous letter from you.
Hoping for God of love and in power of love I would like to hear from
Thanks for the reading.

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Kait
Date: 2-11-10
Subject: RE: [!!!spam]] hello, I can be your friend?

Dearest Kait!I am so flattered you have chosen me to be your special sweaty girlfriend. You seem like a very very nice and attractive lady. Do you like bubble baths? I’ve been working out all day and my muscles sure are sore!I hope I can get this out of the way so we can advance our relationship further: I have cosmetically imperfect labia. That is, one of my labia is normal and the other is about 7 inches long on the left. I usually keep it neatly pinned to my leg with butterfly tape, however, and I DO have full sensation and freedom of movement, and boy do I sure know how to please a woman. You know that ride at the fair, the “tilt-a-whirl?” well, growing up with carnies, i have learned to mimic this ride with my tongue!

Other rides I can do:
The Scrambler

Tell me a little more about yourself…What would you say are your biggest turn-ons. Do you like role playing? Lately I have been a bad girl.Drippingly yours,


February 7, 2010

Leena Shirlee to Sarah Koko: “The Charleston Clams have gone to state every year since the Great Clam became their mascot.”

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From: Sarah Koko

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: January 4, 2010


Dear Friend,

I want to ask you this,can you stand for my help as family friend and clam my let father consignment to your country and finally send me letter of invitation to come and stay with you for my education?  I am living alone,they killed my father and brother,

if you can give me your trust then you has nothing to regret,I am 18 years old girl,I want to be a nurse when i come to your country.   I have gone through your profile and i am interest to be your family friend.the fund that my late fathers consignment containing is 5MU$,and i am his next of king as his only survival daughter in the family.

If possible we can have a joint venture business when the fund comes to your country,or you take 15% of the total sum of the money as your effort doing the proses.update me true my email address ( if you are serious to help me,

Your Truly
Sarah  Koko.

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Sarah Koko

Date: January 5th, 2010


Hello Sarah,

The family friend and clam you speak of (named “The Great Clam”), goes back many many generations. My great grandfather was a fisherman, and he found the clam underneath an shipwrecked sailboat. Now,back in the late 1800s clams were quite small, usually the size of a childs fist. But this clam was nearly four feet wide! Imagine my great grandfather’s delight in knowing he’d be able to feed his whole family off one single clam for nearly a month. I don’t know if you know what it’s like to go hungry Sarah, but it is a miserable affair. Before the miracle of the Great Clam my great grandmother was forced to make a gruel out of seaweed and asbestos called “Glumworm” which she fed to my grandmother and her siblings. Unfortunately, my grandmother died of a giant lung mushroom approximately three days before the Great Clam was discovered. (And also approximately 29,200 days before I was born.)

Well, at any rate, The Great Clam was such an object of adoration among the townspeople, it soon became the town mascot. Most people would not consider a Clam, which mostly just sits quietly at the bottom of the ocean, an emblem of bravery or determination. I would heartily agree. Clams are boring and add nothing to modern culture. And yet,consider this: The Charleston Clams (Charleston’s high school varsity football team) have gone to state nearly every year since the Great Clam became their mascot. Not too shabby for a dim piece of aquaqtic detrius!

You may be wondering at this point…”Well, how does leena feel about clams now?” Ironically enough, I do have severe shellfish allergies. (rest assured, however, I am fully lesbian). When I see clams around, I try not to make a big deal out of it, you know?  They are just like anyone else BUT  as far as claiming a clam as my personal animal totem, well…call me old fashioned but I’d rather just be myself.

Hope you recover from your cold,

December 8, 2009

Leena Shirlee to Karl Su: Ernest Hemingway had a good quote: “If you want her so badly your teeth itch, go shoot quail.”

Karl emails me every single day with the same message. I literally have 16 of the same email.

From: Karl Su

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: December 8th, 2009

Subject: BEQUEST

I am Karl Su, Principal Assurance manager for the Huxia Bank in China. I am contacting you in regards to an issue of great importance and an investment placed under our banks management 7 years ago.  I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication.In 2000, the subject matter; came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division.

He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35 million United States dollars, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over 10 million United States Dollars. In mid 2002, he instructed that the principal sum (8.35M) be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Hong Kong and China. We got in touch with a specialist bank in China, the Guangdong Development Bank (GDB) who agreed to receive this money for a fee and make cash available. However Guangdong Development Bank got in touch with us last year that this money has not been claimed. On further enquiries we found out that the subject matter was involved in an accident in Mainland China, which means he died intestate. He has no next of kin.

What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be made the beneficiary of these funds. My bank will contact you informing you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to my bank, my bank will instruct GDB to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking circle this happens every time. The other option is that the money will revert back to the state. Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime opportunity for us. I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a Chinese National we see so much cash and funds being re-assigned daily. I would want us to keep communication for now strictly by email. Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is

I await your response.
Karl Su

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Karl Su

Date: December 8, 2009

Subject: RE:  BEQUEST!

Dear Karl,

While your daily messages to me are flattering, no doubt,  you must play a little harder to get if you want to win the heart of a woman  like me. Ernest Hemingway has a good quote “If you want her so badly your teeth itch, go shoot some quail.”  That is to say, desperation is not an attractive trait in any man. Karl, if there’s anything I know about you it’s that you’re very intense. You need to develop other interests and hobbies in your life. Perhaps someone told you persistence will win you the golden vagina award, but I can assure you all it will win you is a lonely trip to one of those adult clubs filled with strippers you think are beautiful until they get closer and you see their pock-mark ravaged faces;  and when they get even closer you realize they are actually your grandfather.

A few pointers from me, for your online dating propositions:

1-Stay positive! All this frowny-pie stuff about people dying in accidents is just bringdown talk. Why not discuss perky fun things such as cute baby animals you’ve seen, favorite ice-cream flavors,  or celebrity gossip?

2-Don’t discuss money right away! I know you think women will be impressed with the size of your wallet, but all they really care about is, do you have a pure seed, and is your penis larger than a goose laid out lengthwise? Keep your financial stuff to yourself at least for a few messages. Don’t hesitate to send her a lab analysis of your seed.

3-Ask her questions about her life! Don’t be Bobby Bore, be a Clancy Curious! Some possible questions would be: What are your erogenous zones? Do you have any allergies to latex? Have you ever been sent to detention for being a bad naughty girl? etc etc.

4-Wait for a few days before sending another message! I know this is hard to do, but you must WAIT to hear back before blasting a lady with messages. If she’s not writing back to you, take a hint and move on.

What are some things you can do to keep yourself from sending those messages when you know you shouldn’t?

1: Shoot quail.
2: Weave a basket.
3: Testicular exams.

I hope this helps you! If you need any more dating tips I am happy to help, but just so you know  I do have a boyfriend whom I am very happy with. (no he’s not into threesomes.)

I’m sending you a picture you can print up, cut out and put it up on your mirror to remind you to STAY COOL!


if you want her so badly your teeth hurt, go shoot quail.

November 25, 2009

Leena Shirlee to Rev. Edward: “The headquarters of Akinabi/Nayaju are hard to penetrate but I think I Have found a way in.”

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2009/11/23 Rev.Edword John <>


Dear Brethren,
In accordance to my religious persuasion, I felt expedient to write and inform you on the wicked conspiracy hatched by the duo of JUSTICE AKANBI and Mr. Naiyaju of the Ministry of Finance to divert your money to their designated account in Europe.
From my position as a lowly clerk in this office, I discovered that they moved the fund from Lagos to SPAIN and from SPAIN; they have moved it last week to Banco Italiano in ITALY. Today I found out through the Central computer database that they are about to reroute your fund to AIR COURIER  SECURITY COMPANY in London. With this, I felt that it is important for me to alert you on this development.
They are still using your name and contract/inheritance identification number as the beneficiary but they have changed the account co-ordinate, that is why they are frustrating you by asking for money every time in order for them to go behind and contact you. I have the reference number of the transaction and also I have the number of the official who is directly in charge at the AIR COURIER SECURITY COMPANY  in London. Your payment is supposed to go through the London credit control financial clearinghouse before finally Lodge  in AIR COURIER SRCURITY COMPANY in London Uk. All the data about your claim profile are within my reach. I do not need gratification from you either in cash or kind; I can never be a part of evil because the bible said YE SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.
Please respect my discretion in this matter, you can send an email to me so that I can give you the reference number and the name and contact information of the officials of the AIR COURIER SECURITY COMPANY in London UK. I repeat, please do not expose my person, it is not easy to get jobs around here and I cannot contend with these powerful individuals because they can eliminate me just like that.
God bless you
Rev.Edword John

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Rev. Edward John
Date: November 24, 2009
Subject: Re: In accordance to my religious persuasion
Dear Reverend, Oh no!!! The Akanabi/Naiyaju duo is at it again!!! Just as I suspected. I have been tracking them for months with my cyber-stretch spy ear, and have been notified by my shape-shifting sidekick Baby Fudge that they are up to a dastardly scheme!! Your email has confirmed what we’ve already surmised: Akanabi/Naiyaju are planning to launch an AIRPLANE COURIER containing meatballs they’ve been smuggling out of local italian eateries. They will not stop until every single person has collapsed under the weight of tomato-slatered beef.The headquarters of Akanabi/Naiyaju  are hard to penetrate, but I think I have figured out a way in. I am glad I can count on you as an ally, my friend, together we can save the world from a greasy, garlicky end.I know that Akanabi’s only weakness is his former lover, the lovely Ukranian Ranya Svetslovknyaglovnyitsky. I have a somewhat blurry picture of Ranya taken at a nightclub some years ago and I think with enough make-up I will be able to pull off a convinceable likeness. My shapeshifting side-kick Baby Fudge will transform into a romantic box of chocolates. When Akanabi lets us in, I will make some romantic small talk with him while Baby Fudge makes her way to the “italian diner” at the top floor. I will then use my lasso-flail to pin Akanabi to the bed and then rush up to meet Baby Fudge where we will capture all the meatballs in my zapnet and carry them to a remote area to be detonated safely.

As far as Naiyaju goes, I was hoping you’d be able to give me some advice. Surely you know him better than others–what would you say his weaknesses are? Does he have, for instance, a weak left eye? How is his coordination? Does he have a low-tolerance for alcohol or peanuts?

Hope to hear from you soon,
mightily yours,
Dynama the Death Dove (and Baby Fudge)

Dynama! Justice of the Peace!


November 18, 2009

Mr. Domenion Audu to Leena Shirlee: “My Favorite Breakfast Food: CAfe”

From: Domenion Audu <>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 13, 2009


You’re invited to: MY GOD WE BLESS YOU MY FRIEND
By your host: Domenion Audu
Date: Friday November 13, 2009
Time: 4:00 pm – 5:00 pm  (GMT +00:00)
Street: ATTN;Sorry to distract your attention, I am Mr Domenion Audi, The bill and exchange manager in the Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. In my department, I found the deposited fund amounted (USD15,000,000.00)that belong to a customer who died in the plan crash with his entire family. However, I shall detail you with the full information as soon as I hear from you. Can you be able and capable to assist me provide your receiving bank account where this fund will lodge in your favour, I shall give you 30% of the total sum as soon as this fund hits your account and I shall visit you in your country for the shearing. Please this is very confidential. If you are interested, please forward me the bellow information’s; (1)Your name:….. (2)Your country:……(3)Your phone Number:……(4)Your tel/fax:…. (5)Your age:….. (6)Your occupation:……….Thank for your anticipated co-peration. Your’s Faithfully. Mr Domenion Audi
Will you attend? RSVP to this invitation

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Domenion Audu <>
Date: November 15, 2009
Subject: I’M COMING!

Hello Mr. Dominator!

I am RSVP-ing….What would you like me to bring to your party? I am working late on that day, but I could probably scrape together some crostini, or baba ganoush? Otherwise, wine is always a good bet. Everyone loves wine.

At any rate, let me know! Looking forward to sharing the fun.


From: Domenion Audu <>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 14, 2009

Subject: I am awaiting for your urgent response

Dear Friend,Thank you for your urgent respond.


And  i will really need you to declare  me your interest in carrying out this  funds  into your account  before i entrust this transaction  in your hand.

Before I contacted you  I have studied this transaction very carefully  with my experience in the banking industries and  i know and I’m  optimistic that this business deal will uplift our financial status, it’s just for you to follow my instruction and guidelines until the fund enter your into account.

You should understand that you need  to come up with your  whole spirit with me and carryout  this transaction  till the funds are lodged into your account and costody because nobody else knows about this fund and the  information about the deceased customer is with me now. This deal will be covered with legal approvals, Like I have told you in my previous email, you will be approved officially by bank as the authentic relation (heir) of the late customer through official bank process. Which I will personally champion, your approval will further be authenticated by back up documents.

All i need is trust and honesty.

My good Friend,Honestly speaking, this procedure will cost us little money,according to how i study it,i study this project for a year and eight months before deciding to execute it,so i know it will cost us little money which i don’t know how much,but whatever be the amount,the both of us will join heads together and work for success.

I will like to have full 100% trust on you,so kindly send me your international passport or identification, with your  informations that i will use and register your name in the bank and get you the text of application form which you will fill and send to the bank for the claim, so that i can also know you in face,don’t about the expenses as that will convince the bank more that you are the true next of kin,all you have to do is to apply to the bank for the release of the fund by sending the application form to the bank,like that the bank will start contact with you.
This business is a great deal and will need determination and great arrangement to succeed.  The arrangement which has already been made is my underground responsibility in the bank in seeing that the whole process to be taken to achieve your approval and for the smooth transfer of your inheritance to your desired account is made without any conceivable hitch. That is why I will like to speak with you for better understanding before we proceed.I have attach my  personal details so that you will know who you are transacting with, and i will like you to send my yours immediately sso that i can know you inperson  before the bank will tranfer this fund in to your bank account in your country as i have promise you that i am here to mornitor this tranfer in the bank and direct you on what to do next to avoid mistake from your side.


Meanwhile, I would want to detail you a little on the fund to be transfered to your account. This is not a stolen money rather, a discovered abandoned money belonging to one of our late customers by name MR. RICHARD BURSON from USA who died nine years ago in a plane crash together with his entire family living behind his contract sum unclaimed in our bank.

I assure you therefore that all loopholes are covered and all obstacles removed. This business deal will never endanger any or both of us. To remind you, this transaction is not a child’s play nor a little amount involved,  We are talking of a deal worth millions of dollars and so I will not like anybody (not even you) to spoil it for me because it had taken me years to arrive at the stage before I decided to look for a foreigner to assist me. You may be afraid about the possibility of transferring such huge amount of money to you, actually, after the terrorist attack on the United States.

I will use my position in the bank and attach a transactional identifier to the payment during  the transferring  of the funds into your  account and make receiving very comfortable to you in different bits. I need to emphasise on the need for trust and confidence on both side as the pillar for the success of this business. You need to reassure me that you will not betray me and sit on this fund when it finally comes into your custody.

The understanding of this details and accepting to work with me in this deal is the starting point. I require you therefore to declare your interest to assist me in championing this transaction, I will send you a text of application which you will fill  with  bank and personal  data’s  as soon as you get back to me, you will  fill the text of application form  and send it directly to my bank fax line or email as an official introduction of your person to the bank as the heir to the deceased.

You must note that the application is not official; the bank will send you an official bank application immediately you introduce your self. My position has guaranteed success in this transaction, because i am  a member of the ADHOCH COMMITTEE MEMBERS, Meanwhile if there’s any thing you  do not understand I will wait for your call so that  we can discuss better on phone.

According to one of our banking policies which stipulate that after seven to ten years of unclaimed fund, the fund will automatically go into the treasury of our bank and that’s why I want to use you as next of kin to the deceased customer and claim out the fund.

Importantly and as I discoverd, my bank does not know that MR. RICHARD BURSON  has no next of kin which makes it more easier for you to stand in as next of kin to the deceased person. It’s only me and my colleagues who knew that MR. RICHARD BURSON  has no next of kin.

There is no risk about this for it’s 100% risk free as I will provide you with some vital documents related to the contract sum of MR. RICHARD BURSON  and a text of application which you will resend to bank fax line, introducing you as next of kin to MR. RICHARD BURSON  and also instructing the paying bank to effect the transfer of the inheritance fund of MR. RICHARD BURSON into any bank account which you will provide and submit to the bank.

With your declaration of interest and willingness to cooperate with assurance that you will not sit on this money when it gets to your account and a promise not to implicate me in this business, I will furnish you with above information.

Send me your Full Name and you address together with your ID card so that i will register your Name in the bank and get you the bank official Text of Application Form which you will fill with your banking details and send it to the bank for the release of this successful fund in to your bank account in your country where i will meet you inperson for the shearing of the total fund as soon as the bank have tranfer the fund to you.

As soon as i hear from you every informations will be forwarded to you immediately.
We need  not to exercise any sign  of delay in this transaction,   this transaction must be followed up  to avoid  bank not to suspect me  or you  after you have applied to  my bank as  the beneficiary  to this  abandon fund,  my  bank is trying to  release all foreign debts  .

I  shall be forwarding to you the TEXT OF APPLICATION  FORM you  requested as soon as i hear from you. these are your details  i need  urgently so that i can register your name in my bank first.

1. full name………………….
2. full home  address……………
3. country………………..
4. age…………….
5. nationality……………….
6. occupations……………….
7. direc phone number………….
8. A copy of  your identity…………………….
9. bank name………………………..
10. bank address……………..

You call me after read this mail ,Tel. 00226-76 05 54 44 or +226 7841 2822

i am waiting for your call soonest .


From: Leena Shirlee

To: Domenion Audu <>

Date: November 16, 2009

Subject: Re: I am waiting for your urgent response

Dear Mr. Dominator, I remain your humble slave and wish to carry out your every wish. I believe you have been sent by jesus,  and that you possess the spirit of the holy ram deep within your crevasses.  I want nothing more than to unite with you to make our transaction safe, secure, and healthy.

However, I hope you understand my concerns about your validity–as you no doubt have heard, the internet is rife with scam artists,  charlatans, and spam “bots”  who are out to take advantage of wealthy people such as myself.

I am willing to proceed in any way you request, but only after you answer my security questions. Please, do not laugh, this is only to protect us both. Again, if you do not answer these quesions I will not proceed further with you.


1: What is your favorite breakfast food, and why?
2: Have you ever worn an item of clothing meant for one part of the body (such as a shoe) on another part of the body (such as a penis, or elbow)? If not, why not?
3: What is the best piece of advice your father gave you? If you don’t have a father, simply list your favorite beatles song.

Thank you Mr. Dominator, I hope you understand why I do the things I do.

In the bloody ragu of christ,


From: Mr. Domenion Audu <>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 16, 2009

Subject: Call me + 226-7841-3210 immediately if you are ready so that I will look for another honest person who will follow my advice to get this fun.

My Dear,
I did not contact you to ask me some questions that is not part of this tranfer ok, i am not a man like that as you think , so if you know that you are ready to carry out this tranfer with me come out with your full spirit so that we will work as one family and get this fund in to your bank account in your country where i will meet you as soon as the bank tranfer this successful fund to you as i am here to pass you every information of the diseas custormer in the bank.
I would have done this alone do to finicial problem and suspiciouse in the bank because i do not want the bank to know that i have a hand in this tranfer since i am still working the same bank, my plane is that as soon as the fund get in to your bank account i will quickly resign and come over to your country and meet you inperson with my family to invest with you over there in your country.
So let me know if you are not ready to help me so that i will quickly look for another person that will follow my instruction utill this fund tranfer from the bank and you dont have to worry about any thing i am here to mornitor this fund as soon as you have apply in the bank so that the bank will recorgnise you for the said amount in the bank.
I have work with this bank up to 11 years now so what ever you shall need about this fund as soon as you have apply in the bank i will forward it to you to avoid you making mistake during tranfering of this fund in to your bank account.
I am waiting to hear from you because i have puting all my hope in this fund, that why i will like you to declear me your intrest in this matter so that i will know what to do next to avoid delay.
Note that time is not longer on our side to delay because that is why i told you that this fund must follow up immediately so that this fund will be tranfer before the bank start caculation in the bank as i told you earlier.
Send me your informations immediately if you are ready so that i will use the informations register your name in the bank and get you the bank official application form which you will fill according to my advice to avoid mistake in the bank because the bank you will use is where the bank will tranfer the fund to you that is why i have to direct you on how to fill the application form as soon as hear from you.
Send me the following without any delay.
1. full name………………….
2. full home  address……………
3. country………………..
4. age…………….
5. nationality……………….
6. occupations……………….
7. direc phone number………….
8. A copy of  your identity…………………….
9. bank name………………………..
10. bank address……………..
My greeting to your family.
Call me +226 7841 2822.
Mr. Domenion
From: Leena Shirlee
To: Domenion Audu
Date: November 16, 2009
Subject: Re:
Sorry Mr. Dominator, I will not be able to proceed in uniting with you in passing diseases to the customers in the bank. How do you expect me, with my millions of banknotes, to put my time into something that may actually be a scam? All I asked was that you answer my humble security questions to the best of your abilities. And yet, you mock me and refuse to do this? Well, you are asking me to take time from my tanning sessions and my jacuzzi floats to answer YOUR questions. This does not seem fair!  I only want to invest my time,and money in endeavors that are true and honest. If you were true and honest you would respect me enough to answer my security questions. They are not meant to inconvenience anyone, and they might seem to be silly, but they are there for a reason and that is to protect my valuable inheritance.Good luck to you elsewhere,
Ms. Leena


From: Domenion Audu <>
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 18, 2009
Subject: What is causen your delay?

My Dear,Honstly i do not know that you are seriouse about what and that yopu have a meaning about the questions that you send to me, so i have now add untersatning to that so i will say sorry.


So about you questions all is ok for me to know that you are the right person to transact with.

1: What is your favorite breakfast food, and why? MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST IS CAFE.

2: Have you ever worn an item of clothing meant for one part of the body (such as a shoe) on another part of the body (such as a penis, or elbow)? If not, why not? YES I HAVE WORN T.SHIRT WITH UNBRALA FOR RAIN WHEN I WAS IN UNIVERSITY LEVEL.
3: What is the best piece of advice your fathter gave you? If you don’t have a father, simply list your favorite beatles song. MY FATHER USE TO TELL ME THAT I SHOULD LOVE ONE ANOTHER.
My good brother i want to complete this transaction with you and urgenlty,but i need to know who i am trusting millions of dollars into his care,so kindly send to me the following information’s and also call me on the phone.(1)Your bank account details…………………..where the fund should be transferred SO THAT I WILL KNOW IF IT WILL BE OK FOR US TO PROVIDE FOR THE BANK FOR THE TRANFER BECAUSE I AM IN THE BANK NOT YOU I GO THROUGH THE ACCOUT DETAILS AND KNOW THE WAY WE CAN GET IT INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT EASY WAY.


(2) Your full name and resident address………………
(3) photograph of yours with copy of your International Passport or ID…………..
(4) Your Private phone  numbers………………………….
(5)Your full address…………………….
(6)Your age……………..
7 Your Occupation……………

I await your urgent call +226 7841 2822.


From: Leena Shirlee
To: Domenion Audu <>
Date: November 18, 2009
Subject: Re: What is causen your delay?
Hello Mr. Dominator, my good brother I am very happy you are legitimate! I have two illegitimate brothers, and they do nothing but catch crawfish in the bay and force me to clean and gut them. They don’t even go to church! Instead they stay home on the lords day, watching steve mcqueen movies.That being said,I am providing you with the following information, so we can proceed post-haste.


Bank Name:

WestBank Co-Op Trust

Account # 8652 4712 3627 8926

My full (legal) Name and Address:

Leena Cracky-Jo Shirlee
715 Harrison St, San Francisco, CA, 94107.

Age: 53

Occupation: Stare-apist (a controversial new therapy involving staring at certain objects or things until an emotional breakthrough or personal victory is achieved, you should try it!)

Phone # 818-993-3466

I am including my ID as well–please forgive me, I had a terrible burn accident when I was a reckless godless teenager that left my face mostly melted off. I nearly died!  Luckily the kind people at the department of motor vehicles agreed to let me wear the face my mother knitted for me after my accident (I never leave the house without it).

All my best, my dear lamb of jesus.
Leena Shirlee

Official ID

From: Domenion Audu
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 19, 2009

Dear Mr.Lupsa,

I thank you once again, i also thank the Almighty ALLAH that i have geting the offical application form from the bank today.

I believe you are the right person to transact with, considering the little i have seen from you. I proposed to you not only for our mutual benefit but also for a long and everlasting relationship to exist between you and I and between our children and related ones through this venture.

I want you to call me as soon as you have send the application to the bank so that i will direct on what to do next to avoid mistake from your side and not only that to keep me inform ontime so that i will mornitor the tranfer in the bank ok, i also thank you for the call you said you try to call me i think is network problem in my country so you try and call me now because calling is very inportant in this very stage now.

Open your attach file and see the bank offical application form which o got from the bank today which you will fill with your banking details where the bank will tranfer the fund to you as i am here to mornitor the tranfer in the bank.

Once again i will clear you that what ever may come up from the bank as soon as you have apply for this fund as i have directed you to fill and to the application form to the bank for the tranfer of this fund in to your bank account in your country idian, so you have to know that i contacted you to help me to have this fund in to your bank account in your country because i alone can not do it ok, so you have to help me untill this fund get in your bank account in your country where i will meet you for the shearing of the fund as soon as the fund get in to your bank account, you have to help me because i am poor that is why i want us to have this fund so that i will resign from the bank as soon as this fund get in to your bank account ok.

Well, my dear, there is nothing too much to be relayed on this business transaction as it requires dedication and incumbent support from both of us involved, for i have studied this transaction for more than one year and eight months now, and have known all that it requires. It requires secrecy and confidence, eventually in the progress of this transaction, when the Bank contacts you for minor questionings which i am going to be furnishing you with the answers on the course of this. In fact; you are going to abide strictly to my instructions so that we will not make any mistakes.

This is absolutely what it requires and nothing more as a top official in this Bank, and as a member of the Board members”, we have no problem at all as i will be monitoring the whole situation here in the Bank, while you will be monitoring the whole situation there in your country, until you confirm the money in your Account.

Immediately this is done I will then resign my appointment here with the Bank while you will now send me an invitation letter warranting me to come over to your country, for further sharing of the Fund and investment which you will help me secure under your kind advice. In fact, I would have done this deal alone, but for the fact that i am a civil servant and as civil servants here in my country, we are not allowed to operate any form of foreign account, but domiciliary or house account.

So this is the more reason I contacted you to stand in, as the true next-of-kin to the deceased customer, who will have to push the Bank to be able to effect the transfer of your late cousin’s Fund, and that delay in application was due to family logistic problem. I strongly assure you of a risk-free and hinge-free transaction, provided my instructions are strictly adhered to by you.

Also I would not fail to let you know that, we are going to work together in actualizing this objective, as you have to be aware that there are going to be some miscellaneous expenses such as transfer charges and telephone bills etc, which is normal in International Transfers of such, and which both of us are going to share equally,i.e we are going to share all expenses equally, and at the end of transaction, all expenses are going to be deducted from the 10% expense amount being mapped out from the total Fund, according to expense amounts incurred by both parties involved.

Please note that this transaction will last only but (14) Banking working days from transactional experience. At the end of the transaction, all computer and file-related information on this transaction would be deleted.

This is part of the security measures being taken to avoid any trace of the Fund in the future. I assure you of a maximum success. We will work together to legalize this deal and once it is legalized, the bank will approve it and then the money will be legally transferred to your account and the bank here will give you a clearance on inheritance that will take care of authorities in your end questioning the root of the funds.

Please note that what we are about to do needs trust and without trust there is no need to forge ahead, you are a human being and has the right to decide for yourself what is good for you and what is not. I believe you have a policy and i want you to maintain it just like me, if you are not interested, please do not force yourself but do what you think is right for you and do not be forced to do what you never wished to do.

Proposal is not a crime but love and interest with benefit also people can be friends without knowing each other through business transaction and that will only be when they are sincere to each other and work towards future benefit and friendship.

Well, the transaction is risk-free and on your side you will be maintaining absolute information and absolute secret through out the duration of the transaction, and normally you will be responding like a true next-of-kin who wish to speed up the release and transfer of his late cousin’s money.

The Bank will portray you, the benefice next-of-kin to the deceased customer and relay to you all relevant information required to put claim over the money as the procedure requires. The deceased customer died in a plane crash with his entire family in December 2003 and since then the fund has been lying in the account without anybody coming to claim the money. Based on that, I decided to make good use of the opportunity by contacting a foreign account owner who will be fronted as the next of kin to the late businessman, and have the approval signed and the money will be released and transferred into the given account.

If you agree, for nominating an account to be used for this purpose and any other assistance which you might be required to give in that regard, I will offer you the 45% of the sum and 55% .

For further information, you can kindly contact me on my private telephone number (00226-7841 2822.Recently acquired for this transaction and you can call me at anytime you feel like, so feel free to call me. I am expecting your immediate response concerning the above given information.

For your information this is not something that you have to think about because it is an opportunity to both of us and also I will advice you not to put any atom of fear in this transaction as you have no risk at all even now and in future as far as you follow my instructions.

So all you have to do now is to apply to the bank first, so that the bank can now recognize you as the next of kin to the deceased customer and also i will like you to call me so that we can discuss over this matter.

Do not forget as soon as you send the application to the bank, you try and keep me inform of what you have done.

You are advice to send the application form immedaitely with this new bank email address for easy recieve in the bank ok.

As soon as you have fill the application form you call me immediately on my private line to keep me inform of what you have done sofar.

Thanks my regards to you and the family.
+226-76 05 54 44. or +226 7841 2822


From: Leena Shirlee

To: Domenion Audu

Date: November 20, 2009



Who is Mr. Lupsa?! Are you sharing my personal information with more people than just you!? That would make me sad. Perhaps our everlasting relationship was never destiny, only scattered tears in the wind.

From: Domenion Audu

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 20, 2009


My Dear,
Thank you very much to keep me inform on time, so that should be a mistake from what you send to me, so here i speak french and write english, so i fine it deficut to write very well in english please consider this setuation.
Hostly, you have to know that i dont know your full name very well as you said, so i will like you to send me you full name immedtiately you have send the application form to the bank as i have directed you to fill with your banking details and send to the bank for the relaese of this fund.
So mind you that you have to do this as a matter of urgentcy to fill the application properly and send it to the bank to avoid delay, i want us to confirm this fund in to your bank account in your country where i  will meet you in your country as you have promised me that you will help me to get this fund tranfer from the bank, as i am here with the bank and if only you will do according to what you promised me.
Now have you send the application form to the bank? let me know the cause of your delay if you have not do as i ahve directed you to fill the application with your banking details and send it to the bank immediately, make sure you fill the application form with cearfulness to avoid mistake during tranfering of this fund in the bank because any bank you use to fill the application form is where the bank will tranfer the fund to you ok.
Note that we dont have time again to delay in this tranfer because i hope in this fund, that is why i told you that as soon as the bank tranfer this fund in to your account will quickly resign and come over to your country with my family in the name of ALLAH.
Please i will advice you to fill the application form immediately and sendit to the bank so that the bank will recornize you first and send it with your ID so that the bank will know you for the said amount in the bank ok.
Let me wait for your urgent call as soon you have send the application form to the bank for the claim so that i will start monotoring this tranfer in the bank and direct you on what to do to avoid mistake from your side after you have apply in the bank.
Call me immediately you have send the application to the bank please +226 7841 2822.
I am waitinh to hear from you.
Thanks and my greetins to your family.
From: Leena Shirlee
To: Domenion Audu
Date: November 20, 2009
I am sorry Mr. Dominator, but I don’t think you have the attention to detail I need to proceed with this operation–if you cannot even get my name right, (and you have also called me Sir many times when you know I am a lady from my head to my breast)  how do I know other details will be handled in a businesslike manner?

On that note, I often feel you are yelling directions at me–this reminds me of my father quite a bit. When I was a child he would actually come to my school and watch me doing my maths through the little crack in the wall and yell insults at me. “No, 8X7 isn’t 43! you must have sawdust for brains!” Then when I went home and confronted him he denied it and said I must be hearing “voices” and put me on lots of medications.

At any rate, I am going to have to politely decline your offer and I hope that, Allah willing, you will find a better match.

All my love

From: Domenion Audu
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 20, 2009
Subject: Have you send the application to the bank yet.
Dear Friend,

My greeting to you once again, and how are you? today together with your family.

I have geard all you said so i have forgiven you, so let us be honor to each order until we have this fund in to you account.
Let me hear from you if you have send the application form to the bank as i have directed you to fill and send to the bank for recorgnition.

You have to know that we do not have time to delay in this fund, that is why i made it clear to you that this fund must follow up immediately to avoid suspicious in the bank after you have apply for thr tranfer.

Please time is not longer on our side again, i want this fund to be tranfer to your account before the bank will start anual caculation in the bank ok.

So quickely let me know what is causing your delay to send the application form to the bank? because i have intrust this fund into your hand that is why you have to let me know what you have done sofar so that i will know the kind of advice i will give to you next to avoid mistakes during tranfer of this fund in to your bank account in your country.

Please let us be honext to each order in this fund so that we will have this fund immediately with one mind ok, and let me hear from you by calling me on my telephone line +226 78 41 28 22 for more explanations in this tranfer as soon as you have send the application form to the bank.

I am waiting for your urgent call on +226 78 41 28 22.

00226 78 41 28 22.

Leena Shirlee to Mrs. Jenny: “Do you think Hitler was just a misunderstood architect?”

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From: Mrs. Jenny <>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 13, 2009

Subject: Mrs. Jenny

Greetings from Jenny Lee,

after going through your information over the internet i decided to contact you for friendship and assistance for distribution of my inheritance towards charity. My name is Jenny Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have for the good work of charity. I am 60 years old and I was diagnosed for breast cancer for about 2 years now.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my husband evil relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. They don’t care about man kind, all they care is how to rob some money from me and spend them ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for a surgery soon and I want to make sure that I make this donation before undergoing my surgery.

I decided to donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows and unfortunate mothers. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my husband’s relatives are always around me and trying to see if they can overhear my conversations and my health status as well.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. I have informed my consultant about the ($2,500,000.00). it is true that I dont know you and you don’t know, but I have been directed by God to contact you for this. Thanks and God bless. I will direct you further after hearing from you.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my wish. Also I will be contacting with you only by email as I don’t want my husband relations or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Reply me through this my most private email: (
Mrs. Jenny Lee


From: Leena Shirlee

To: Mrs. Jenny <>

Date: November 14, 2009

Subject: Re: Mrs. Jenny

Hello Jenny, and well met this is Leena!

I am so happy jesus sent you to my doorstep today. I have been thinking much of the good lord, about his bloody robes and his shepherds pies. Jenny,  I must confess; have been disobedient to the lords will. I have spent too much time drinking and watching game shows on television instead of doing the true good work I was meant to do.

Last year I came up with an idea to manifest the lords work in the world, and it has to do with my one love of life CHILDREN. I know it sounds cliche, but I really do believe children are our future. That is, White children.

It concerns me, Jenny,  that children these days are being brainwashed by liberal propagandas to become “tolerant” and “loving” of every yackaninny black jew or chinaman out there. Don’t you agree? I believe Genesis 24:12 says “And god created the milky flesh, and it was good. He smote the craven melatonin, and relegated them to carry sacks of wheat like donkeys to galilee.” Clearly the bible states that the white man alone was meant to evolve, and yet everywhere I go I see little colored kids playing with little white kids and I shudder that gods word has gone in vain.

Well, as I said, last year I came up with an idea to manifest the lords work; It happened when I was watching a group of children playing across the street. They were casting spells on eachother, and waving sticks around.  I asked them what they were doing they said “We’re playing harry potter.” I asked “what is that?” and they  said “It’s these books about witches and wizards!” I tell you i nearly flang myself onto a garden spike in suicidal protest for this blasphemy, but if there is one thing certain about me, it’s that I am a calm individual who breathes deeply before following my suicidal impulses.

I began to read these wicked childrens “Harry Potter”  books, and as I did, (inbetween praying and vomiting)  I began to have deep thoughts. These books have become such a part of childrens lives that now the children think they are real life!!!  So, what if I create my own series of books about a godfearing return to racial purity? Surely, you have noticed that the Ku Klux Klan also has wizards. So I created a cast of racially pure wizards who go around turning blacks, jews, and chinamens back into what they were intended for: hard labor. It’s not a book about hatred, it’s a book about morality and doing the right thing.

My book is called “Gary Trotter and the Grand Wizard.” I wrote up a book proposal and tried to shop it around, but unfortunately the liberal effete pansies decided my book was way too “racist” to publish. I thought this was a free country! Apparently not. (I even have some whimsical  talking donkeys in my story!)

At any rate, with your money Jenny I can publish my books and finally commit myself to my true path: Communicating the lords message of racial purity to impressionable youths worldwide.

Please let me know your thoughts on this matter
White is Light
and Light is Right!
WE fight the fight
Against the dark knights!

PS-did you know the irish are actually albino blacks??


From: Jenny Lee <>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 14, 2009

Subject: Re: Dear Leena

Dear Leena,
Thanks for your reply, which has been received and noted.
I am truly humbled by this opportunity. I am praying for guidance and sensitivity from the Lord. I really don’t know where to start but I think telling you more about me seems the best. I was born September 2, 1948 (in Baltimore MD USA) and got married to Mr. Lee here in Tokyo Japan. I am the only child of my parents. I want you to take this project very serious and let it be confidential between us. I am presently in Tokyo Japan and will be going to the hospital soon for my surgical treatment.
I got your email from my personal search over the Internet and I decided to contact you. It is true that we do not know each other, but my spirit has chosen you and I do not know why.? I pray that you will be a good person for this humanitarian project. I would like to visit you there in your country, so that both of us will know each other very well and discuss face to face. Even though that my health situation is currently bad, I will try my best to make a trip to meet you and discuss with you. It will really be my pleasure meeting you in a round table discussion there in your country. Importantly, I would want you to send me your complete address on how to locate you there in your country.
I will continue to pray for you, so that the Lord in His infinite love and mercy will continue to take care of you in fulfilling my wish.
In Luke 24: Jesus revealed his Mission on earth to bring the good news to the poor, to set the captives free, to give sight to the blind and to free people from oppressions. In other words, to bring glad tidings to the poor. This was the mission of the Lord when He came to this earth. This is also my mission to continue the work of the Lord in bringing glad news to the poorest of the poor.
Let me tell you the main reason why I contacted you to distribute these funds, I was in a dream where I saw a guardian angel and the angel said to me, behold and pay attention to my word, he asked me can you give your most valuable treasure to unknown person? I replied NOT AT ALL.? After a while the guardian angel appeared again and gave me a revelation. The angel said that God gave him a massage for me that I should do a generous sacrifice to the Lord by donating money to some less privilege people before going for my surgery, and that is why I decided to make this donation.
My spirit directed me to contact you, but if you feel that you are not the right person to fulfill my wish, I will gladly search for the right person. I do not know you and you do not know me, but I believe that God Purposely bring both of us to serve Him through those that are in need. The word of God must be fulfilled, as long as this massage came from Him. I am not afraid as long as God is watching our innermost thoughts because he directed me to make this donation to someone unknown, as it was revealed to me through dream. Please, protect the interest of the less fortunate and love them as you love yourself. I want you to establish some profitable project to crate jobs to the less fortunate, so that this project will give an opportunity to be paying them money to earn their living. For example establish a company to do any hand made and sele those product which made from widows and widowers so you have money to pay them plus has many product to sale for tourist.
give the less fortunate children the opportunity to achieve educational field, possibly build a school and give free education to the less privilege ones. Help the widows and widowers including those that are in the hospital that could not afford money for their treatment. I believe I have enlightened you on some of the necessary things that are required of you, so you should also apply your own idea towards the successful accomplishment of this charity project.
I had a male child for my late husband, but unfortunately he died at the age of 16 as a result of illness. My husband relatives continually persuading? my husband to remarry a second wife, but my husband refused because he knew quit well that we love each other very well.. After a while my husband died out of heartbreak.
I do not have any child to inherit my wealth that is why I decided to donate it all for humanitarian projects if only you can be honest to me.. My spirit has chosen you to fulfill my wish, and I hope that you will not disappoint me now or in future.
You can invest the funds in business and profits made from the investment will be use strictly on humanitarian projects this is my desire and wish. I am also offering you 10% of the $2.5 million for your personal use, so that you will use the rest for serving the Lord through the less fortunates.
We will discuss other details when we meet one on one, as I intend to make you the manager to the humanitarian project. But I would want you to promise me one thing, which is to handle our dealings with truth and honesty.
I would want you to tell me more about yourself and your work, so as to know you better to enable mutual trust rule between us. I will try to send you my photo the moment I hear from you, so that you will identify me at the airport once I arrive to your location. I also look forward to receive your own photo, so that we will be able to identify ourselves once we meet in your country.
After meeting with you I will link you up with my legal representative, so that he will commence the transfer process.
Please, I want you to Promise me once again that you are going to fulfill my wishes.

With love and peace,
Mrs. Jenny Lee.


From: Leena Shirlee

To: Jenny Lee <>

Date: November 15, 2009

Subject: Re: Dear Leena

Hi there Mrs. Jenny, and blessed be the lamb in the bloody rags of christ!

I am humbly moved that your guardian angel spoke to you and told you to contact me, that is an incredible story! I wish I could trade my guardian angel for yours, lol! It always encourages me to do things I would rather not do, like for instance, giving a crippled one of my seats on the bus. God made us all equal! If you recall, in ecclesiastes 14:14 it said “do not suffer the cripples, for they are your blood and their rivers run to the same sea as us all.”

I am glad you agree with me about racial purity, you know it is hard for me to make friends sometimes? I tried to go to an Aryan nation meeting and they seemed so stuffy! And also full of hatred! Not at all like the people I would like to burn crosses with. I don’t HATE the black, jew, and chinamans, I just think they need to take their rightful place amongst the beasts of burden which is what they were intended for, and then we will all live in PEAS AND HARMONY (lol!)

That being said, I hope yhou understand that, considering that we are dealing with a VERY large sum of money here, I have my hesitations making any kind of transaction with you, a total stranger…. Even if your guardian angel said it, how should I trust it? In fact, looking at your letter it resembles a “spam bot” letter I received from another woman a few weeks ago with a different name (Her name was Mother Faith Williams, do you know her?) Now, you seem to be much more legitimate than her, but how can I know for sure? I must take the proper precautions to make sure I am dealing with real people, I hope you understand. And that is why I have developed a few SECURITY QUESTIONS for you to answer. I know you are sick and this  will be difficult, but please answer them and I will go ahead and provide you with any further information you request.


1: Which race of people do you think has the smallest brain? (i.e. Japanese, Black, Irish, etc)

2: When the lord said “Heavens jaw remains open for white glory” what do you think he meant?

3: Do you think Hitler was just a misunderstood architect?

Thank you Mrs. Jenny, I do apologize if you are inconvenienced in any way, I just need to do these things to protect BOTH OF US from the undesirable miscrants out there, lol! BTW, what race are you? I am proud to say I am 100percent german.

Blessed be the pale,


November 13, 2009

Allistair Goldheart to Pegeen: “I like to mix erotica with advanced mathematical concepts like Hypernical Splits and Logothrusts.”

Filed under: Allistair Goldheart — ArleneShirlee @ 4:32 am
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From: Norah Robinson <>
Sent: Tue, November 10, 2009 4:04:46 AM
Subject: Meetup?

Helloo I go by the name Pegeen

I am truly hoping to possibly setting up a meet up in Sfbay. I wonder if you might be literally the same type of chap I immediately like.

I am 19 1/2 years old, just out of music school and not aroused in anything severe, just a playful buddy :). Here is a latest image of me attached.

You can see all my info and a lots of pictures on this date site I am part of. Few of them will show some individual parts :D.

Here is the date site I am talking abt

After you sign up, go to the search and type in: debb949 (that’s my username  there)
If you like me, please drop me a message there :D. call me soon as you get my # on here..

wish to find out from you asap!


Hi Foxy Pegeen!

I am overjoyed to receive your email. I’ve been having rotten luck dating, lately! To be truthful, all I have been getting are emails from flabby old nanny goats who want me to be their next husband or something! NO way, hosay! They can march those droopy gams all the way to the tear factory to cry the world a river.

Older women can be so bitter,  and greedy too, but you, Pegeen… are like a fresh young whippoorwill, dancing nimbly on the heathers of youthhood. (I wrote that just for you because your hair looks like it would smell of fresh heather)

A little about me, I am divorced, 55, and have written a few books you may have heard of “Mining for Love” (a guide for dating rich men)  “Love investments” (a guide for keeping your rich man happy) and “Mutual Bonding” (a lovemaking guide for pleasuring your rich man). After taking a long hiatus in asia (where I learned the secrets of the crimson yam), I have begun writing again, this time a book of poeetry called “2X Gold” it’s kind of experimental! I mix erotica with advanced mathematical concepts, such as Hypernical Splits and Logothrusts. (math can be very sexy, most people don’t realize this!)

Well, I hope I am not being too forward, but i have to admit you look like you have very supple sexual organs. I hope you’re doing your kegel excercises! If you don’t, you’ll get a lapsed vulva (this happened to my grandmother, and it’s all she talks about, ugh!.)

I am glad to hear you are not aroused in anything severe!! (There’s lots of distasteful sites out there, displaying women in bondage, or worse, being gang-raped! I cannot believe it). I agree with you, the best kinds of lovemaking is the “non severe” kind where two spirits of fire unite and call the crimson yam to bring them to ecstasy.

I hope to hear from you soon, foxy!

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