From: Benjamin Hackett
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: March 28th, 2010
Subject: Re: Breakup
You really got the guts to break up with me over email,bitch??!?!
Tell you what!
I just made a nice compilation of your best scenes and put it up for
Guess what,password for opening the file is: youbitch
Oh and btw: This email just went out to your parents.
I bet they didn’t know you’re into dirty stuff like this.
Cheers!
From: Leena Shirlee
To: Ben Hackett
Date: March 28th
Subject: Re: Re: Breakup
Well Ben, I tried to go to your house to break up with you in person but your dick was in your moms mouth! Since you both looked like you were enjoying yourselves so much I went home and typed an email to you.
thank you for the compilation of my best scenes, however! The lighting at 00:01:34 was a bit off, though. Were using a halogen or tungsten light? Also, it’s not helpful to have the camera guy jerking off while filming, it makes for a very unsteady shot. Do you want your viewers to cum, or throw up from motion sickness? Let me quote from my mother now: “Just cuz you’re shootin porn/doesn’t mean you can use sloppy form.”
I’m happy to consult with you on any film-related questions, however let’s just leave our relationship in the greasy sperm-encrusted ditch I kicked it in.
All my best,
Leena
