Leena Shirlee : Dear Spammer, I Love You

October 13, 2009

Benjamin Sampang: Hot Love in the Finance House

An actual correspondence! I think we came very close to making whoopie.

From: benjamin sampang <benjamin_sampang@yahoo.com>
> Subject: Good day
> To:
> Date: Monday, September 22, 2008, 8:08 PM
> Good day,
>
> My name is Barrister Benjamin Sampang, a legal practitioner
> with Sampang Law Firm in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I saw your
> contact and profile and decided that you could cooperate
> with me in this proposition.
>
> I have a client who was deceased in November 2004,in Kuala
> Lumpur, Malaysia. I am contacting you because you have the
> same surname as my deceased client and i felt that you could
> help me in the distribution of funds that were left in my
> deceased client’s account.
>
> This fund is close to been declared un-serviceable by the
> finance house as there were no indicated next of kin or next
> of beneficiary of the fund in the  account, having remained
> dormant for long.The total amount of cash in the  account of
> my deceased client is US$ 5.2 Million (Five Million, Two
> Hundred Thousand United States dollars Only).
>
> The finance house had  issued  me, a notification to
> contact the next of kin of my deceased client, to make
> beneficiary claim, of the fund in the account, with a month
> surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee
> of the  account,so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the
>  account.
>
> My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and  to
> present your kind self  as the next-of-kin and beneficiary
> of my deceased  client, since you have the same last name
> with him.  This means that the proceeds of his account would
> be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate
> beneficiary.When the proceeds in his account are  paid to
> you,  we would share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon
> percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self.
>
> All the legal documents to back up your claim as my
> client’s next of-kin would  be provided by me. The most
> important thing I would need is your honest cooperation in
> this proposition.This would be done under a legitimate
> arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the
> law.
>
> If this business proposition offends your Value,feel free
> to decline this proposal.Please contact me at once if
> you’re interested by replying the mail.  :-
> Benjamin_sampang1@live.com
>
> Yours Faithfully
> Benjamin Sampang

Monday, September 22, 2008 6:55 PM
From:
“leenashirlee” <arlene.squirtley@gmail.com>
To: benjamin_sampang1@live.com
Re: Good Day

If i help you will you promise to  tie me up and anally wrap me like the  bad girl I have been? Because I have been so bad. Badder than bad. And then you and I can live together in the finance house-it sounds like a wonderful!!!! place. And you will anally wrap me every day, every hour on the hour?  Because I am a bad little cookie. And you sound like a nice trustworthy man. I have a weakness for lawyers.

From: Benjamin Sampang
To: Leena Shirlee <arlene.squirtley@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Good Day
Are u nuts?
__________________________________________________________________________
From: Leena Shirlee (arlene.squirtley@gmail.com)
To: Benjamin Sampang
Subject: Re: Re: Good Day

No, I am not nuts, lol!!. For the first time!! I am thinking clearly…I just feel like I know you already. Is that weird? Like you know my innermost soul.  I promise I will give you ALL  my bank information, social security number, credit cards so that you can do your scam because I deserve to be taken advantage of because I am a very naughty cookie.By the way, you mentioned that i have the same surname as your deceased client-which is highly odd!!!  Wowza!! considering the only people with my last name live in a tiny town in Norway. THIS MUST BE DESTINY!!!!
Or maybe they just spell it differently in Koala lUmpur-what’s the spelling of that surname again??

forever yours, I await to service you.
Leena

> From: benjamin sampang <benjamin_sampang@yahoo.com>
> Subject: Good day
> To: Leena Shirlee <arlene.squirtley@gmail.com>
> Date: Sunday, September 28, 2008, 4:58 PM
> Subject: Good day

> My name is Barrister Benjamin Sampang, a legal practitioner
> with Sampang Law Firm in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I saw your
> contact and profile and decided that you could cooperate
> with me in this proposition.
>
> I have a client who was deceased in November 2004,in Kuala
> Lumpur, Malaysia. I am contacting you because you have the
> same surname as my deceased client and i felt that you could
> help me in the distribution of funds that were left in my
> deceased client’s account.
>
> This fund is close to been declared un-serviceable by the
> finance house as there were no indicated next of kin or next
> of beneficiary of the fund in the  account, having remained
> dormant for long.The total amount of cash in the  account of
> my deceased client is US$ 5.2 Million (Five Million, Two
> Hundred Thousand United States dollars Only).
>
> The finance house had  issued  me, a notification to
> contact the next of kin of my deceased client, to make
> beneficiary claim, of the fund in the account, with a month
> surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee
> of the  account,so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the
>  account.
>
> My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and  to
> present your kind self  as the next-of-kin and beneficiary
> of my deceased  client, since you have the same last name
> with him.  This means that the proceeds of his account would
> be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate
> beneficiary.When the proceeds in his account are  paid to
> you,  we would share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon
> percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self.
>
> All the legal documents to back up your claim as my
> client’s next of-kin would  be provided by me. The most
> important thing I would need is your honest cooperation in
> this proposition.This would be done under a legitimate
> arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the
> law.
>
> If this business proposition offends your Value,feel free
> to decline this proposal.Please contact me at once if
> you’re interested by replying the mail.  :-
> Benjamin_sampang1@live.com
>
> Yours Faithfully
> Benjamin Sampang

From:
“Leena Shirlee” <arlene.squirtley@gmail.com>
To:
benjamin_sampang1@live.com
Re: Good Day

Benjamin,I feel so cheap and used. This is the SAME EXACT original email you sent me a few weeks ago-did you forget? Because of this, I am left to assume that I am not the only one you are sending your special love letters to. I thought you and I had a very special connection  and that one day,  we would live in the finance house together and you would love me, and understand me, and anally wrap me on the hour with all the maids watching, but sadly I am beginning to think it is nothing but a “pipe dream.” I mean, why would you send me the same email twice? It is as if we never shared our deepest souls, our innermost desires, like we did only a week ago.
You say “yours faithfully” but there are others-many many others. Aren’t there? Infact, according to this website http://www.419baiter.com/_scam_emails/419_emails_05-05_3.html I see you are spreading your love EVERYWHERE.

Oh benjamin. Must you break my heart on a sunday, the lords day?

XOX
Leena

> From: benjamin sampang <benjamin_sampang1@live.com>
> Subject: RE: Good day
> To: romablack@yahoo.com
> Date: Sunday, September 28, 2008, 2:03 PM
> i did it to confirm if you still know me or have
> understanding of who i am. you told me you have a problem
> remember.I really  want to know u please give me a call on
> (00)60146659568. I tell you we things in common.
>
> I will give u details when i here your sweet voice. kasko
> mbgada,
From: “Leena Shirlee”
To: “benjamin sampang” <benjamin_sampang1@live.com>


Yes, sweet one, I will call you. But not until you explain to me why your same email you sent me shows up on this website about scam emails?? I don’t understand.  I am saddened, wetting my sleeve with tears.

http://www.419baiter.com/_scam_emails/419_emails_05-05_3.html

benjamin please tell me you are one of the “honest” people in the world!!!
xo
Leena


1 Comment »

  1. Truly, I’m laughing out loud reading this.

    Comment by Todd X. — October 13, 2009 @ 5:40 am | Reply


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